At MESAS and SCISA, there was no holding back.
Teachers danced to Aretha, laughed and clapped.
Agnes gave students a Reason to Read,
Hand, Brewer, and Spearman all took the lead.

Science at Furman through Image and Text -
Helped teachers plan for this year and next.
At CSU, eager teachers-to-be
Learned science with Agnes and Carolina B.

Librarians and their students exclaimed, “At last!”

When FINALLY was staged THE POND SCUM SPLASH!
Mason Prep was the star, and made the news,
Joining Agnes Pflumm in the Pond Scum Blues!

To Tampa this Fall; Roper Mountain after that,

A road-tripping Agnes keeps packing her hat.

With orange backpack and Proton near,

The Pfabulous Pflumm Pfunn lasts all year!